AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Our baby mobile came in the mail yesterday. It plays Bach. Word.

Dear pregnant friends,
AVOID BIRTHING CLASS!!
Love, Jackie

Seriously though. Birthing class last weekend = Scariest part of pregnancy. Hello. We watched a live birth that made me turn to Jamer and say "I'm done being pregnant now. I don't want to have the baby after all."

The nurse teaching the class insisted those were women without epidurals (of which I will be getting) and that I shouldn't worry and that once the drugs hit my system, it'll be a breeze. Oh yeah? What about before that epidural?!?!

One woman in the video was having contractions for 30 hours before they finally scheduled a Caesarian. Are you kidding me?

The best thing to do during labor is to remain calm and try to stay relaxed. Do I sound calm or relaxed?!?! I don't envy Jamer at all. He's going to have a lot to deal with in 5 weeks... :)

Your baby, now as hefty as a honeydew melon at 5 1/4 pounds,
doesn't have much room to maneuver in your belly.
(Length: more than 18 inches, head to heel.)