"Would you please roll over so I can spend some time with my son?"

 Baby is now the length of an ear of corn.

Oh no you d'int.

Yesterday I was lying on my side with my back to Jamer, when he reached around me and tried to roll me over. I wasn't having it. He then said "Would you please roll over so I can spend some time with my son?"

Now I know what queens must've felt like back in the day. Just be glad it's a boy, otherwise... OFF WITH HER HEAD!